Shipping policy

🐾 Free Shipping
Spend $75 or more and shipping is on us. Consider it a small victory — one of the few you'll get when you share a home with a cat.

🐾 Order Processing
Every order is processed within 7–14 business days of purchase. We know, we know — but great things take time. Sassy herself takes 20 minutes to decide whether to sit on the couch or the floor. Your tee is worth the wait.

🐾 Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 2–5 business days depending on your location. Every order is printed and shipped from within the USA by our trusted US print partner — no international mystery waits.

🐾 Order Updates
You'll receive a tracking email as soon as your order ships, so you can obsessively refresh the status page. We fully support this behavior.

🐾 Secure Checkout
All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your card details are safer here than your pillow is from Sassy.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather, or other factors outside our control. We appreciate your patience — and so does Sassy, in her own way. (She doesn't.)